10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE
Commandment 1




Marriages are made in heaven. But so
are thunder and lightning.






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Commandment 2




If you want your wife to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you
say; talk in your sleep.






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Commandment 3




Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at
least 100 grand!







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Commandment 4




Married life is very frustrating. In
the first year of marriage, the man
speaks and the woman listens.



In the second year, the woman speaks
and the man listens.




In the third year, they both speak and
the neighbours listen.






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Commandment 5




When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife, you can be sure of one
thing: Either the car is new or the
wife is.








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Commandment 6




Marriage is when a man and woman
become as one. The trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.






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Commandment 7




Before marriage, a man will lie awake
all night thinking about something you
say. After marriage, he will fall
asleep before you finish.






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Commandment 8




Every man wants a wife who is
beautiful, understanding, economical,
and a good cook.




But the law allows only one wife.






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Commandment 9




Marriage and love are purely matter of
chemistry. That is why wives treat
husbands like toxic waste.






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Commandment 10




A man is incomplete until he is
married. After that, he is finished.






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Bonus Commandment ( Story )



A long married couple came upon a
wishing well. The husband leaned over,
made a wish and threw in a penny.



The wife decided to make a wish too.
But she leaned over too much, fell
into the well, and drowned.






The husband was stunned for a moment
but then smiled,

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"It really works!"







SMILE, IT'S TAX FREE!